The Rules of Perl Club

The First Rule of Perl Club You do not talk about Perl Club

The Second Rule of Perl Club You do not talk about Perl Club

Third Rule of Perl Club A laptop crashes, breaks, runs down. The hack is over

Fourth Rule of Perl Club Only two programmers to a pair

Fifth Rule of Perl Club One bug at a time

Sixth Rule of Perl Club No Java, no VB

Seventh Rule of Perl Club Hacks will go on as long as they have to

Eighth, and Final Rule of Perl Club If this is your first night at Perl Club, you have to hack

(With thanks to Chip Salzenberg and apologies to Chuck Palahniuk)