I received this email last week. I often get random email from people I don’t know asking for help with Perl problems and I’m happy to help whenever I can (although I always point our that Perl Monks is going to get better answers in less time).
But if you’re going to ask random strangers for help, you should probably make a bit more effort than this person did. I’ve reformatted it and corrected the English.
I am new developer in perl scripting language using MVC Frame works, my doubt is how to write below query in MVC.
$query = "select belarc_update_dt
where belarc_update_dt > $expiry_date
AND belarc_update_dt <= $current_date
AND (scrapped_on > $current_date
OR scrapped_on = '0000-00-00')";
the above query how to write in mvc frameork can we please help me sir,
Thanks and Regards
How would you reply to mail like that?
Update: I asked which MVC framework he was using. He replied:
I am using CGI::Carp ‘fatalsToBrowser’ with linux shell.
At that point I gave up.
Some of you might already know that I run the nms project. We supply drop in replacements for the CGI programs from Matt’s Script Archive in an attempt to raise the average quality of Perl on the web.
Having my email address associated with a project like that brings me some… er… interesting mail. Here’s an example from this morning. I got an email that contained no text. All of the content was in the subject, which read:
However the GMT “website” which you seem to be connected with is a DISGRACE
This looks like a pretty common type of mail that my nms address gets. Generally it’s from someone who has had trouble using a site which uses the nms formmail program. The default error page contains a link to the nms site, so people who see the error page for whatever reason often follow the link and end up on our site. Once there they leap to the conclusion that we are somehow connected to the broken site and sent me a snotty mail. I generally reply asking for more details of the site they are using (it’s amazing the number of people who just say “your site is broken” without mentioning which site they are talking about) so that I can put them in touch with the correct people. So I replied to this gentleman asking which site he was talking about.
He replied quickly. This time his message did include some text:
The “GMT website is easy to find with any browser. My difficulty is that this website is devoted to THE British time standard. In view of this fact, I have serious reservations regarding its use of US server time etc…..On this matter it is nothing to do with being anti-American or anything of this sort. It is simply the case that GMT is a BRITISH standard and no one else’s.
Look forward to hearing from you in connection with this issue.
Notice that he hasn’t answered my question. This is also more common that you might suspect. It took another round of replies before I found out that he meant wwp.greenwichmeantime.com.
Looking at their feedback page, I see that they are using nms formmail, so that’s how he got in touch with me. But try as I might, I can’t work out why the site is a DISGRACE. I’m not sure what he means by “its use of US server time etc…”. According to MaxMind, the server is actually in Germany.
I’ve asked him for more clarification. I know I shouldn’t. It’ll only lead to more incomprehensible madness. But it’s like picking at a scab – once I start, I can’t stop.
I’ll let you know how it goes.